Thoughts about the promised land

If I dont survive this trip (lets face it; the combination david + robin + brooklyn a.k.a crooklyn makes the Gaza strip seem like a safe and peaceful alternative) at least know that I enjoyed hanging out with most of you. That being said I wanna share some of my sincear predictions of what I think I'll face on my first trip across the Atlantic ocean;

* Every male, down to the last infant, is fat. Hence, I'll look even skinnier than back home.

* Every female looks either like Paris Hilton or Roseanne Barr.

* I'll be the only white guy in all of Brooklyn, and will probably get robbed at least 8 times.

* I'll be the only white guy in all of Brooklyn, and will probably get manhandled by black thugs every time I leave the house.

* I'll be the... no, thats enough. You have to get it by now. Brooklyn is a all-black, all-racist inferno.

* Medium in the U.S it bigger than XXL in Sweden.

* There are less salad bars in the U.S than there are letters in "Big Mac".

* I would probably choose a baseball cap instead of a turban when engaging public places.

* The only thing cooler than the U.S army is Jack Bauer (no questions there).

In 12 hours I will know if I'm a prejudice jackass or if all my american tv-show watching payed off, I'm putting my money on the latter.

Ah, by the way: * Everyone uses the word fuck in at least every other sentence.

I'm gonna fucking enjoy this trip.